news & blues & notes to self

new day, new ideas. moving lights, amorous feelings.

• idea one: smoke detector that can only detect the smoke of a burning cross in norway. this detector is to be constructed out of black metal.
• idea two: a “black metal detector” (metal detector painted black) with a small linux box loaded with a waveform analyzer that will only beep when Darkthrone or Burzum or Mayhem starts playing
• idea three:  co-write screenplay about judah maccabee with the coen brothers and get steven spielberg to direct. stipulation: film must be released on same day as mel gibson’s forthcoming film of the same subject.