news & blues

15 January 2012

here are some new ideas for a new year.

• take all the weird black-and-white segments from infomercials meant to portray an inferior version of the product being advertised (i.e. a woman’s press-on nails dramatically falling off while sending an SMS on her telephone, or someone fucking up their pancakes by not using the pancake wizard 7000, etc) and edit them to run chronologically in silence. alternately (or perhaps in conjunction) start a silent web archive of the clips without context.
• start bcc’ing amanda j. eicher in every email I send without informing the recipient.
• put up a sign that says “keep on median” next to the sign reading “keep off median” on the grassy median across from the cheeseboard where everyone sits to eat. or, create so many “keep off median” signs to put on the median that no one will be able to sit on it. or, intentionally run over everyone sitting on the median with my car and become known for attempting to use what the media will later dub “the art defense” in my trial.